1 00:00:04,659 --> 00:00:06,000 Is it really a million? 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,600 Nearly three, best estimate. 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:09,500 Fuck! Why the fuck now? 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,300 You want to go out with my sister for the cash? 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,800 Fine. But we've split it. I am not moving on to Pethgal. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,100 Not yet, but you will. 7 00:00:18,340 --> 00:00:19,520 You're not welcome here. You don't belong. 8 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:24,440 Ben, we've got deep ones going on here. Pethgal is in danger. Yeah, okay, so you 9 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,580 might get really red -ass, but you shouldn't be here, all right? It's 10 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:27,580 everyone hates you. 11 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,440 You hate me? 12 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,700 But don't remember. 13 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:33,900 Really fucked up. 14 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,060 What? 15 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:57,500 I was thinking a couple of drinks at the Rusty. My shout. 16 00:00:58,180 --> 00:00:59,180 I'm in a meeting. 17 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:00,480 About what? 18 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,570 Um... The best bag ever. 19 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:04,170 Do you need any help? 20 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:05,590 You. Why would you help anyone? 21 00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:07,390 I can be helpful. 22 00:01:08,450 --> 00:01:09,450 Oh, my God. 23 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,030 Oh, that's really good. 24 00:01:12,730 --> 00:01:13,890 Pascal, are you... Okay, I've got to go. 25 00:01:17,890 --> 00:01:18,890 Go back down. 26 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:26,370 What? We haven't watched this every day in ages. That'd be right. 27 00:01:26,690 --> 00:01:28,630 Sorry, I was thinking... I already have a date. 28 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,590 A date date. 29 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:33,700 Not now, no. As a matter of fact, we're discussing a wedding plan. 30 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:35,540 You what? 31 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,340 They weren't bothered to tell you. No, they didn't. 32 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,200 I was going to get round to it. But you need to go. 33 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,720 You and my brain. 34 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,040 What's this? 35 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,200 I brought muffin. 36 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,480 You brought muffin? 37 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,600 I can bring muffin. 38 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,020 If people hit the fan, it's not a bad seizure here. 39 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,280 Cheryl, totally. 40 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,560 Oh, Grandpa. 41 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,680 What's going on? 42 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,900 With Nairie? Yeah, the woman you once referred to as the devil's period. 43 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,299 I proposed. 44 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:33,259 She accepted. 45 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:37,940 Why? She won't get it up until we're married. But after that, she'll be all 46 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:41,800 me like a rash. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be dropping the kids off in the 47 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,800 pool. 48 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:44,710 Morning, Ted. 49 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:46,450 Oh, Loretta. 50 00:02:47,870 --> 00:02:49,010 Loretta? She brought Muffin. 51 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:50,230 So you guys are back together? 52 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,390 What's it to you? No, no, I think it's great. 53 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:55,750 No, but you're not welcome here, you know that. Grandpa, Naomi, hello. No, 54 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,890 the door on your way out. Come on, give me a chance, please. 55 00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:03,190 He was your meeting? 56 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:04,810 Yes. 57 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:09,970 And... I think you should know that me and Nicky are a thing. Are you fucking 58 00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:10,970 insane? 59 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:12,990 He will fuck you, Pascal. 60 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:14,630 He already has. Go. 61 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,250 Loretta, just go. 62 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:21,610 Fine. 63 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:28,070 What are you doing with me? 64 00:03:28,790 --> 00:03:31,110 Tell her how it is. Don't let her get to us, bro. 65 00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:32,550 Yeah, because you're the man. 66 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:34,990 Hey, you're going to get bitch slapped by no piece of pussy. 67 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:39,470 When the fuck were you going to tell me about Pascal and Nicky? Well, yeah, I 68 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,890 would have, but I knew you'd get mad. 69 00:03:42,190 --> 00:03:45,270 Well, if he hadn't been so goddamn busy plus exhausted. 70 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:46,409 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 71 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:49,610 If I hadn't been so shagged out, I might have remembered. Dan, Pascal is in 72 00:03:49,610 --> 00:03:51,090 danger. What? Too much rooting? 73 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:52,690 Someone's rooting Pascal. 74 00:03:53,010 --> 00:03:53,689 That's bad. 75 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:54,649 Yeah, it is bad. 76 00:03:54,650 --> 00:03:56,110 Well, I could save her. You know, I'm there. 77 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,500 I don't think so. No, it's my wicked sweet loving. You know, the awesome 78 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,820 of the super -spillinator, you know? You don't touch my sister. 79 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:04,620 Look, if anyone's in danger here, it's us. 80 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:05,819 From what? 81 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:06,698 From work. 82 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:09,540 Our workload is killing us, Loretta. You're busy. What's bad about that? 83 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:11,920 Sometimes we're so tired we can't even make it to bed. 84 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,339 And? Did we get up at the crack of dawn? 85 00:04:20,579 --> 00:04:25,360 Yesterday? We didn't finish work till five. We missed happy hour. Wow, a six 86 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,520 a half hour work day. 87 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,580 See? I told you she wouldn't care. 88 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:33,740 Um, okay, welcome to the real world, guys. It's called work and we've got 89 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,760 Isn't that a good thing? That's management for you. They never care 90 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,300 workers. Are you complaining about being successful? No, we're complaining about 91 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,840 too much work, Loretta. 92 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,280 It's ruining our lives. 93 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:46,020 Okay, fine. 94 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,000 If it's that bad, I'll fix it. 95 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:49,460 What? How? 96 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,520 We'll get more guys. What, more tall guys? 97 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,719 To pick up the slack. 98 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,600 Oh, so now we're slack, are we? I'm solving your problem. 99 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,760 Well, just like that. 100 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,800 Just like that. 101 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,640 What the fuck? 102 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:09,179 Get it? 103 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:13,360 You little perverted, pimp -pike, different gnome. 104 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:16,400 Wait, wait, wait, I just want to tell you something. Get the fuck out. Look, 105 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,400 not even looking, see? 106 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:23,740 wanted to say was um the idea about getting more tall guys i mean i get it i 107 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:27,820 i mean you're like so on to it i mean it's like visionary you slimed your way 108 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:34,000 into the woman's toilets to tell me that well yeah and um and actually just just 109 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,520 in my opinion you could do with a little trim down there you'd look awesome with 110 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:44,420 a brazilian no no no no one needs more i smell i think you smell a rising 111 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:46,320 here too Yeah, I'm sorry. 112 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,060 Are those nachos from last night, man? 113 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:50,960 No, they're from Loretta. 114 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,640 That was a threat, man. 115 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,900 Oh, you mean about a new tour guide? 116 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:58,920 Yeah. It won't happen, bro. Do you know there's not enough room in the van? 117 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,460 No, man. 118 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,420 She's going to replace us with new guys. 119 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,600 Yeah, but we're the originals, man. You can't replace the originals. 120 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:07,820 She would. You know what she is, guys. 121 00:06:09,380 --> 00:06:10,380 Yeah, true. 122 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:12,680 So what do we do? 123 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:14,950 Get back to work, and we'll watch our backs. 124 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:16,670 Sweet. 125 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:17,870 Oh, man! 126 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,130 Sorry. 127 00:06:24,190 --> 00:06:29,090 Hi. Oh my God, are you stalking me? No, I just have to say one thing, okay? I 128 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:31,410 don't want to hear any more of your twisted shit about Nicky. I'm not going 129 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,890 even mention him. You're not? No, all I have to say is this. 130 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:36,250 Is your bank account secure? 131 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:40,490 What? Do not on any account let him know your PIN number. Loretta, nobody knows 132 00:06:40,490 --> 00:06:41,850 my PIN number. Is it still your birthday? 133 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:45,270 I'm not telling you. Pascal, you have to change it. 134 00:06:45,570 --> 00:06:48,510 Look, Loretta, don't even pretend that you care, because I know you. 135 00:06:48,910 --> 00:06:51,870 And for your information, Nicky is a really neat guy. 136 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,570 He's not a neat guy, Pascal. 137 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:55,150 See, there you go, you're dissing him again. 138 00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:59,650 You mentioned him first, and I care, okay? Is that so bad? You care? 139 00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:04,390 Yes. No, Loretta, you don't. You don't know how to. Christ, why does 140 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,610 Nicky is not after my money. Do you know how I know that? 141 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,790 He has never asked me for a cent. He always pays for everything. 142 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:14,370 He's a gentleman who's sucking you in slowly. 143 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:17,150 If anyone wants my money, it's you. 144 00:07:17,450 --> 00:07:20,390 No, I don't. Hello, you, the bank robber. 145 00:07:21,410 --> 00:07:23,670 Yeah, that's true. I robbed a bank. 146 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:25,790 Guess who helped me? 147 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:30,310 It's a lie. Do you think I could have done it by myself? 148 00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:36,150 Pascal, he was in on it. 50 -50. I did it to get a dad, but Nicky, all he 149 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:39,190 was the money. Money, money, money. You are disturbed. 150 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,440 Piss out, you don't know him! 151 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:49,860 Hey, beautiful. 152 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,200 Hi. 153 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,560 Check this out. 154 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,740 Mega muscle magic. 155 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:59,480 It says here, contains all 29 essential amino acids. Except, there are only 20. 156 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:02,520 I need packaging to cook that bullshit. Get this. 157 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,680 Take three times daily with foot. 158 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,200 You okay? 159 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:16,540 Loretta told me that you helped to rob Lloyd's bank. 160 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,560 Is that true? 161 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,280 Wow. 162 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,180 What is it? 163 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,480 Actually, it is. Yeah. 164 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:33,799 It's not something I'm proud of, okay? 165 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:36,799 It just... It just kind of happened. 166 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,840 What, you sleptwalked your way into a bank and robbed it? 167 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:42,220 It was Loretta's idea. 168 00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:44,200 Wolf was in on it. 169 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:47,700 I got caught up, if you like. 170 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:48,920 No, I don't like. 171 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,380 Look, I had no idea it was Loretta's twisted way of getting back at your dad. 172 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,540 And, well, you know the rest. 173 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:00,500 I had no idea that you were in on it. 174 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,320 If I could turn back the clock, I would. 175 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:07,150 What, so you have a thing about money, is that it? 176 00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:10,490 Not particularly. 177 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:13,350 Well, why else would you rob a bank? 178 00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:14,810 The thrill. 179 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:18,510 I got a kick out of it. 180 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:21,770 And I know that's fucked up, but I swear to you, I won't be doing it again. 181 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:24,350 Why? 182 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:27,170 Because if I did something like that, you would leave me. 183 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:32,210 Look, I'm guessing Loretta is not happy about us. 184 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:34,490 Yeah, she said she's worried about me, which is... 185 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:36,290 Totally weird. 186 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:39,530 And she said I'm only interested in you because you're loaded. 187 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:42,030 Yeah, she did actually. 188 00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:48,990 Sponging off a woman is about the ugliest thing I can imagine. 189 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:52,810 You could throw your money in a big brown bag and have it off the wall for 190 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:53,810 a Pascal. 191 00:09:54,690 --> 00:09:57,310 Because you are incredible and beautiful. 192 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:01,670 And you're worth a fuck of a lot more to me than money. 193 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,439 What's with the beers? 194 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,440 Because we are here to discuss the new arrangement. 195 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,400 She's trying to buy us off, man. Soften us up. 196 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:24,400 Here, we're on to you. What? You get new tool guys and you give us the flick. 197 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,340 Next thing we know, you'll be running the whole operation out of China. 198 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,540 Why would I run a West Auckland handyman service from China? 199 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,700 That's what happens to heaps of businesses, Loretta. 200 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,720 Beijing is a fuck of a long way from theater to Manta. 201 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,000 Yeah, but you... What's up, my man? 202 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,400 You know the Gucci, eh? 203 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,420 Yeah, Aaron. We're busy. Yeah, I know. 204 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:41,700 And we're here for you. 205 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,440 Totally up for it. 206 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,400 That's super, Aaron. 207 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:49,660 Anyway, as we... Why are they wearing tall guys' shirts? 208 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:50,880 Gee, I wonder. 209 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:54,220 Tall guys meet more tall guys. Help yourself to beers, guys. 210 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,780 Sure. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Holy shit, you can't do this. 211 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,240 You want help, they want work. What's the problem? No, you can't just put on a 212 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,460 -shirt and become tall guys. 213 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:03,980 That's exactly what you guys did. 214 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,420 There's heaps more to it than that. 215 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,100 Look, do you guys want to be worked to the bone or do you want me to make it 216 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,380 easier? Okay? 217 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:10,660 Good job, T. 218 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:12,400 Wait, wait, wait, like what? 219 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:15,050 You guys are going to turn up to a job in a tow truck. Yeah. 220 00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:16,550 See, it's not going to work. 221 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,710 No, the good chair has his own ute. 222 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:22,990 And we are so up for it, you know, like a well -loved pussy and a party foot. 223 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:25,730 Great. So, tomorrow, the new regime begins. 224 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,170 No one's overworked. 225 00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:28,610 Everyone's happy. 226 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,030 Awesome. This is really happening. 227 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:57,010 Everything okay? 228 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,070 Couldn't be better. 229 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,430 Mad bitch you've called again. 230 00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:01,730 I told you, it's okay. 231 00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:03,330 She's not going to give up, Nicky. 232 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,790 I said, it's okay. 233 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,230 Want me to deal to her? 234 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,750 Everyone thinks she's nuts, okay? Let her rant all she wants. 235 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:14,250 It's just one little flat, but it'd be my pleasure. Leave it alone. 236 00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:21,550 I'd better get back to it, eh? 237 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:39,920 No, it's pretty straight. 238 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,720 No, no. 239 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:45,020 Aaron in the gooch, man. Yeah, it's pretty uncool. What the fuck is she 240 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:45,759 thinking, bro? 241 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,760 I don't know. 242 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:51,600 That's Loretta, eh? She's always got a plan or something, you know? 243 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,160 What is she supposed to cut our pain, man? 244 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,400 Haven't you seen? No. 245 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,040 She's just messing with your head, bro. 246 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,980 How come you're so calm about it, man? 247 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:04,220 I'm not. 248 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:07,370 Seeing Aaron Spiller in a tall guy's shirt was like having him inside my 249 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,130 clothes, you know? Like a violation. 250 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:14,590 But the way I see it, they'll be so pishy -oosmith that they'll get fired 251 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:15,590 anyway. You reckon? 252 00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:19,250 Yeah, man, this is Aaron Spiller, bro. They'll be shonky and slacker. 253 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:21,170 Yeah, they'll be shit, eh? Yeah. 254 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:24,910 But they're wearing our shirts. 255 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:29,270 And what if people start thinking that we're shit too? 256 00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:30,530 You reckon we should go and check on them? 257 00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:32,810 We've got to, you know... 258 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,900 We've got to protect our brand, because we're not staying. No. 259 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:48,280 Replace front steps, 44 Bill Hammond Drive. 260 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,840 Yep. No sign of them. 261 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:51,880 It's a no -show, bro. 262 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,960 Useless. 263 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,540 I'm going to call the renter. 264 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:58,100 This is a major management fuck -up, man. 265 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,460 Dude. 266 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,410 The steps. 267 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:07,950 No way they could have done that, man. 268 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,770 That's a two -day job at least. Elite. 269 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:13,850 They must have got someone else to do it. 270 00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:17,050 That's a firing offense, bro. 271 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:19,350 Fuck the little ginger ball. 272 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:27,790 Oh, okay. Okay. 273 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,590 What's going on? Hey, home break. 274 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,170 What are you doing? 275 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,670 Having a drink. Grab a glass. 276 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:35,750 Tall guys don't drink on the job. 277 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,710 Or between jobs. 278 00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,050 Yeah, but we're finished. 279 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:42,910 You what? Yeah, we're finished for the day. And we knocked off the first gig 280 00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:43,910 tomorrow. 281 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:48,050 Hey, and I just want to say thanks heaps for taking us on, eh? Yeah, yeah, man. 282 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,190 Awesome. Cheers. 283 00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:50,650 So who helped you with the steps? 284 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:54,510 Yeah, because steps, they're tricky. 285 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,590 Yeah, well, not for the Goochmeister. 286 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,750 Well, you did them. 287 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,990 Yeah. Hey, get the guys some glasses, eh? Yeah, yeah. 288 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:07,840 He don't like to boast, but he's super qualified, eh? Did a course at Unitec, 289 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,160 got a certificate in applied technology. 290 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,700 Gooch is a qualified builder. 291 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,940 Yeah, for sure, bro. I mean, that's why he's got his own tools. 292 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,720 Sweet ape. Yeah, it's awesome, man. 293 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,500 You know, I've done some pretty high -powered stuff in my time, eh? 294 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:23,300 Chopping cars and towing cars, but, you know, when you tow a car, all you're 295 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:27,620 leaving behind is an empty space, you know? A space where that car once was. 296 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:32,060 But with building, you're putting things into space. 297 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,280 You know? And that is beautiful. 298 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,040 And that is the way, man. 299 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,620 That is the way of the tool. 300 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:43,100 So, uh, what is it that you wanted to tell us? 301 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,780 Here comes the train. Choo -choo! 302 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,340 I'll get it. 303 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,500 Yeah. Put Pascal on. 304 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,360 Why? Because she's my sister and you're a freeloading bitch. 305 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,100 Uh, she's not here, sorry. 306 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,539 Who was that? 307 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:07,540 Just someone for Cheryl. 308 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,020 Hey, I'm going to go out for a bit. 309 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,360 Can you mind the potatoes for me? Uh -huh. 310 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:16,340 Well, 311 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,940 this is cosy. What do you want? 312 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,020 Is this really how you're living? 313 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,400 Suits me. 314 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:28,760 Isn't it funny how you were trying to get rid of me and now I'm in your room 315 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,760 you're in this dump? 316 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:30,579 It's hilarious. 317 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,360 You should just stand up or get the fuck out. 318 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,640 You said something like that to me once before. 319 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,960 Something about taking a hint and buggering off. 320 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,260 It's not too late. 321 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:45,700 Well, thing is, Rita, no one's listening to you right now. 322 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,480 No one believes you. 323 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,260 Especially not your sister. 324 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,100 She will, eventually. 325 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,720 No, because Pascal likes my brother a lot. 326 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,760 And she likes me, too. 327 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,260 And who is it that's living in the same house, looking out for her? 328 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:04,950 And my brother. 329 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:07,130 It's not you, is it? 330 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:11,470 You fucking bitch. 331 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,069 I'm the bitch? 332 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:17,869 I'm going to have a kid to support on my own. And why is that? 333 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,230 It's not Pascal's fault. No. 334 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:22,150 Because Pascal is nice. 335 00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:23,829 And sweet. 336 00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:25,970 And trusting. 337 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,089 But you? 338 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:32,010 You're the bitch from hell. And everyone knows that now. 339 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:35,970 You can't win. 340 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,050 Where does it really get off, man? 341 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,310 Hiring a qualified builder. 342 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,930 It's just dirty. 343 00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:49,290 Yeah, stinky, right? 344 00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:53,530 Shit, man, what are we going to do? They're too fucking good. 345 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,330 If only we had immunity. 346 00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,510 From what? 347 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:02,590 Like on Survivor? You can't get voted off if you've got immunity. 348 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,190 Of what? The island. 349 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,560 We're not on an island. 350 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960 Yes, we are, man. 351 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,720 We're not. The island of two. 352 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,960 An island built with the rocks and sands of our own loins, bro. 353 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,640 Okay. 354 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:17,140 But wait. 355 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:20,480 The thing about Survivor is it's about surviving. 356 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:22,680 So we've got to be more like them. 357 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,480 And wear bandanas and bikinis and shit. 358 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,320 No, we've got to be clever, man. We've got to split them up before it gets to 359 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320 tribal council. 360 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,420 Yeah. 361 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:32,580 Yes. 362 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,410 How do we do that? 363 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:35,750 It's coming to me. 364 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:43,450 We break them 365 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,530 up, then we break them down. 366 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:47,650 That way they don't even want to be on the island of thought. They walk right 367 00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:49,210 off into the sea of see you later. 368 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:50,910 See you later. 369 00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:53,910 How do we do that again? 370 00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:01,950 Hello, Pascal speaking. We need to meet. You don't get what's going on. Go away. 371 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:04,980 Was that her? 372 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,500 So sad. 373 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Yeah. 374 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:20,599 Oh, hey. 375 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,620 Thought you guys weren't going to show. 376 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,340 Um, we should get to it, eh? Don't want to be late. 377 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:27,860 Change of plans, boys. 378 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,460 Aaron, you'll be working with me today? 379 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:33,240 I get to work with you. 380 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,930 What about the gooch? I got the gooch. 381 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:41,970 Oh. Oh, wow. This is a real honor, eh? Touch your face. 382 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,350 This is about standards. 383 00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:45,170 Tall guy standards. 384 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,530 Okay. They're quite harsh. 385 00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:50,250 They're, uh... They're strict. 386 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:52,990 And, uh... Mean. 387 00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:54,330 And real exacting. 388 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:56,870 Exacting. Sweet! 389 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,390 Ha! I'm with the Vaninator. 390 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:00,670 How cool is that? 391 00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,370 Ha! You're with the Musk Machine! 392 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:03,770 Oi! 393 00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,330 Quit fucking around. 394 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,750 Time's money, guys, and you guys have got a fucking tough day coming up, so 395 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,750 it. Yeah, come on. 396 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,410 Move it. Move it. 397 00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:18,330 You ready? 398 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:19,670 Yep. 399 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:26,790 Shit. 400 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,650 Hey, take it easy with the tools. 401 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,130 Whoa. Would you check out that rack? 402 00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,590 One of those mountains of balloon -ness. 403 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,430 Aaron, past the crampons, dude. 404 00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:43,450 I'm ready to climb. 405 00:20:43,670 --> 00:20:44,670 Aaron, shut up. 406 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,050 Man, I'd slip in her crevasse any day. 407 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:51,630 What are you talking about? You can't talk like that, Aaron. 408 00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:53,970 She's hot. I mean, you can see that. 409 00:20:54,270 --> 00:21:00,670 Not when you're tall, all right? We don't say. We don't even think, okay? We 410 00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:02,570 especially don't root. 411 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,760 Well, I wasn't going to root. Well, not unless you wanted me to. What do you 412 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,740 think she wanted me to? She is a client. 413 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:12,440 Got it? Yeah, I was just acknowledging her undeniable hotness, like you guys 414 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,580 No, we don't. 415 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,780 Not tall guys, man. 416 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,840 We don't perv. 417 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:20,640 Not never? Not when they're, like, hot and luscious? No. 418 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:26,440 We don't perv, we don't pash, and we definitely don't root our clients, 419 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,320 It's part of our code. 420 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,180 You have a code? 421 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,800 Yes, we do. 422 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,160 Don't smile about it, Aaron. 423 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,420 It's a tough code. 424 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,460 It's a very tough code, Aaron. 425 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,000 It's, uh... stringent. 426 00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,020 Do you know what that means? 427 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:51,460 Uh, yeah, it's like, um, strict or requiring exact performance. Well, yeah, 428 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:52,780 mainly it's about not perving. 429 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,560 Because it puts you off the job. 430 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:01,480 I get it, because you never get no work done. No, it's actually because it's... 431 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:03,340 Sexist. 432 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,440 Okay. Mm. 433 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,600 And tall guys, we don't ever sexist women. 434 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:12,200 Not even if they're really hot. Or a bitching piece of hot ass with totally 435 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,580 manangas. There you go again. 436 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:18,200 Shit. I was sexist. Yep, you were sexist. Now, if you can't handle this, 437 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,360 No, I can cope. I can do it, man. 438 00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,300 Okay. Get back to work. 439 00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:33,030 You are so fit. 440 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:33,769 You are. 441 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:34,930 Yeah, I know I am, but you are too. 442 00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:36,870 Can you watch where I go, will you? 443 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,650 I'll get that. 444 00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:48,230 There is something you need to know. I don't want to hear it. You ready? 445 00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:51,230 She's in on it. Her and Nicky probably cooked up the whole thing together. 446 00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:54,650 Rita, do you not get that you are looking like a complete psycho stalking 447 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:56,690 into the loo? How else am I meant to speak to you? 448 00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:58,430 Rita, you need to stop this. 449 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,460 He got around you, didn't he? About the backdrop? 450 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,660 No. He told me the truth. 451 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,000 He admitted everything. 452 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,340 But it wasn't his fault and he's changed. 453 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,359 Oh, shit. 454 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,720 You know, you've got to a really sad place, you know that? 455 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:18,400 Yeah. Maybe I have. I mean, maybe you just need to get on with your life, you 456 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,920 know, move on or move away somewhere else. 457 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:22,700 Do you want me to leave? 458 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,880 Yes. 459 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:30,560 No. But I'm your sister. Yeah, but you've always been quite mean to me. No, 460 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,220 Not always. 461 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,620 Well, okay. 462 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,200 What about when you hid all my makeup? 463 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,420 Or the time when you buried Serena alive? 464 00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:42,260 Well, I'd just like to point out she's not an actual person. She was a genuine 465 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:44,540 cabbage patch kid. Okay, I'm... 466 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:48,350 Sorry about that. Yeah, well, you didn't say that then. You said, ha ha, see if 467 00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:51,190 you can find her, and it took me three days, and then when I finally did find 468 00:23:51,190 --> 00:23:53,790 her, she was all wet and mouldy. Are you all bent out of shape about a stupid 469 00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:54,790 cabbage patch kid? 470 00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:57,050 No, and if you don't say that, then you're the one who's stupid. 471 00:23:58,730 --> 00:23:59,730 Okay. 472 00:23:59,930 --> 00:24:03,390 Well, what if I was wrong before? 473 00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:06,250 What if I want to change things? 474 00:24:08,450 --> 00:24:10,070 Really? Yes, really. 475 00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:14,830 But you have to know that Cherie only thinks about herself and her brother, 476 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:18,150 she's not your friend, and she's after your money as well. Okay, that's it. 477 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:22,590 Don't call me, don't follow me, and I don't want to speak to you ever again. 478 00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,030 Okay, we're done. 479 00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:34,290 You think you're finished? 480 00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:35,630 Yeah. 481 00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:37,210 You feel good about what you've done? 482 00:24:38,390 --> 00:24:39,530 Yeah, I reckon it's pretty good. 483 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:44,900 What does that say? 484 00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:47,060 100 mil, just like the building code. 485 00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:48,059 Nah, wrong. 486 00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:49,060 It should be 90. 487 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,740 Nah, I'm pretty sure it's 100. 488 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,680 I've got a copy of the building act here. 489 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,160 No, no, it's all guys. 490 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,060 We don't do it like that. Eh? 491 00:24:56,460 --> 00:25:02,240 Nah, we go the extra mile for safety so that no little kid can slip through or 492 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,240 to their death. 493 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:08,560 It's not that high. If you were little and you fell on your head, that could be 494 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:13,020 lethal. Which is why, with deck railings, what we do, we make them 90 495 00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:16,410 Well, the building actually has 100, because no toddler's heads are smaller 496 00:25:16,410 --> 00:25:17,410 that. 497 00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:18,610 What about babies? 498 00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:22,670 What if you got a baby whose head is only 95 millimetres wide? 499 00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:24,850 You mean like one of them prem babies? 500 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,790 Exactly. If a prem baby comes walking out here or riding his little truck with 501 00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,930 his really small head, slips through, how are you going to feel? 502 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:32,629 Pretty bad. 503 00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:36,310 And then the tall guy's safety record will be wiped. Our brand would be 504 00:25:36,710 --> 00:25:38,870 You better up your game if you want to be a real tall mate. 505 00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:41,010 Well, what do I do? Well, you better fix it. 506 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,680 But they wouldn't be doing it all again. If you don't want to do it, that's your 507 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,680 choice. 508 00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:54,060 One poured in lemon. 509 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,560 This is about the wedding, is it? 510 00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:58,800 No. I'm marrying Nairie whether you like it or not. Okay. 511 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:04,100 I did come down in the last shower. Actually, Grandpa, I wish you well, 512 00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:05,660 What are you up to now? 513 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,920 Nothing. Why does everyone always think I'm up to something? Usually you are. 514 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:13,050 Do you think I'm a horrible person, Grandpa? 515 00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:16,070 I've met worse. 516 00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:19,170 Nicky, we'll rip off Pascal. 517 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:20,269 You know that. 518 00:26:20,270 --> 00:26:22,310 Someone's going to, sooner or later. Don't you care? 519 00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:24,490 I gave her my advice, and did she listen? No. 520 00:26:24,770 --> 00:26:26,130 Put it in a bloody bag. 521 00:26:26,630 --> 00:26:27,630 Back to the wedding. 522 00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:29,230 What about it? 523 00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:31,270 Naira doesn't want you to come. 524 00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:33,450 It's become a bit of a sticking point. 525 00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:38,480 Right. Of course, I wear the trousers in this relationship, and I want you to be 526 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,060 there. You're my granddaughter, and you should be there on the happiest day of 527 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:42,120 my life. Ask me a bucket. 528 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,540 So you're happy not to come? 529 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:44,740 You said you wanted me there. 530 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:50,240 Well, I do, of course, but then there's Nairie and Slutty. Mum agrees with 531 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,080 Nairie? What do you think? 532 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,360 You wouldn't enjoy it anyway, and we can meet up after. 533 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,460 You can buy me a drink, and I'll tell you the details. 534 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,580 Ah, spot you later. 535 00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:39,690 Jesus! Oh, okay, this is surprising. 536 00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:40,910 This is my lunch break! 537 00:27:41,150 --> 00:27:42,170 Yeah, sure, Van. 538 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:45,710 You don't have to fucking bother me on my lunch break! No, you're entitled to 539 00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:49,870 whatever you like, and you are clearly very upset about my dad being in jail. 540 00:27:50,010 --> 00:27:52,010 What are you doing here anyway? I'm not allowed here. Get out. 541 00:27:53,030 --> 00:27:54,030 Van? What? 542 00:27:54,210 --> 00:27:57,010 Go back to work. No way, I'm staying right here, man. I'm not going anywhere. 543 00:27:58,890 --> 00:28:00,710 Go back to work. 544 00:28:02,450 --> 00:28:03,450 All right. 545 00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:05,930 Does she give you any shit? 546 00:28:06,679 --> 00:28:07,679 Whatsoever. 547 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,480 You call me, all right? Yeah. 548 00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:19,620 So, does Cheryl have any idea about this little arrangement you've got going on? 549 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,440 This is none of Cheryl's business. Right. 550 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,800 Probably my dad's, though, wouldn't you say? 551 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,520 Go within ten feet of your father and he will squash you like a bug, Loretta. I 552 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,520 could always use the phone. 553 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:32,360 Go for it. No one believes a word that comes out of your crazy mouth these 554 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,700 And what if they were to ask Van? 555 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:38,040 Van is not so stupid. No, not entirely, but he is the world's worst liar. 556 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,040 Van West is genetically programmed to spill the truth. 557 00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:44,860 You want to test me on that? 558 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,740 So what is it you want exactly? 559 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,400 Human shagging, Van. 560 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,200 Yes. 561 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,599 Van where? 562 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,860 How many vans do you know? 563 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,840 What the hell were you thinking? 564 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:14,080 You just loaded a gun, gave it to Loretta and said, shoot me. You've 565 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,200 fucked this up. 566 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,900 I like him, okay? 567 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,980 He's kind and he's sweet and he's there for me. Yeah, apparently. 568 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:25,380 I like him. And it's not like you're not shaking anyone. 569 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,100 I'm not eating with Pascal. 570 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,500 That is bullshit. 571 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,540 What if Loretta bleds for Cheryl? Cheryl wouldn't believe us. 572 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,100 Well, she might. 573 00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:38,000 So we find you another place. 574 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:39,680 What if she calls Wolf? 575 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,720 No, she knows he can reach down a phone line and strangle her. I know this is 576 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,720 bad, okay? 577 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,580 It's not how I meant it to go. 578 00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:02,049 Yeah, how? 579 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,430 I speak her language. 580 00:30:04,910 --> 00:30:05,910 I'll sort it. 581 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:16,830 You gonna tell him? 582 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:19,210 Maybe, maybe not. 583 00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:23,330 Sure he reckons you're gonna blab because of Pascal or something? 584 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:27,730 I was like, fuck you and your shitty mean shit. 585 00:30:29,470 --> 00:30:30,470 But... 586 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,680 This is about what's best for my kid. 587 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,440 Your kid? 588 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,040 Uh... Yep. 589 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,480 Are you sure? 590 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,560 Sometimes you just know, you know? 591 00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:52,460 Fuck it, Van! 592 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,840 Shagging your dead girlfriend and getting her pregnant. 593 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:02,080 Not your smartest move. Yeah, well, I like Cherie. All right, then, just... 594 00:31:02,430 --> 00:31:03,430 It's my kid, alright? 595 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,790 What about Dad cutting your balls off? He'll only do that if you tell him. 596 00:31:11,030 --> 00:31:13,930 Look, I'm only using this for blackmail, okay? 597 00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:17,130 Oh, well, that makes it alright then. Van, I don't want to fuck you up. What, 598 00:31:17,130 --> 00:31:17,969 like you're not already? 599 00:31:17,970 --> 00:31:18,970 What have I done to you? 600 00:31:19,270 --> 00:31:21,430 Trying to replace me and Munter and all that. What? 601 00:31:21,730 --> 00:31:23,510 Yeah, with the new tall guys. 602 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:26,890 No, that's bullshit. It's not bullshit, it's you. You're evil and you're mean. 603 00:31:27,070 --> 00:31:31,030 And if you tell on me, that's it, man. You're not Mr. Sir. What do you want? 604 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,660 You want to call a truth. 605 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,260 It's running around messing up people's lives. I'm not the one running around 606 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:39,360 messing up people's lives. 607 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:43,720 I'm not breaking up with this girl. Fine, meeting over. Look, can't we find 608 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,720 way around this? 609 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,420 There you go. 610 00:31:54,940 --> 00:31:55,940 Take it. 611 00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,640 This is because of Cherie. 612 00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:00,860 Who cares why? 613 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,480 Things need to settle down. 614 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:05,220 That's all. 615 00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:07,060 Take it. I don't want it. 616 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,940 Take it, Loretta. This isn't about money. 617 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,160 Of course it is. 618 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,600 I know you. No, you fucking don't. You do not know me and I'm sick of people 619 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,620 telling me what I am. Calm the fuck down. 620 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,280 Take the fucking money. 621 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:24,100 Come on. 622 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,300 You know you want it. 623 00:32:34,489 --> 00:32:37,850 Actually, do you have any idea how much I really want this money? 624 00:32:40,150 --> 00:32:41,150 This much. 625 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:46,870 Stupid bitch. And you can take your truth and shove it up your fucking arse. 626 00:32:52,290 --> 00:32:54,770 Can I come in? 627 00:32:55,530 --> 00:32:57,610 No. Give me two minutes, please. 628 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,269 Hi, Wayne. 629 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,270 Hi, Libby. 630 00:33:02,830 --> 00:33:03,830 I'll leave you two alone. 631 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:11,210 Okay. I know everyone hates me and there seems to be fuck all I can do about 632 00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:12,750 that, but you care about Pascal, right? 633 00:33:13,990 --> 00:33:14,990 Of course. 634 00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:18,170 Then you should know that at some time in the future, Nicky is going to break 635 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:19,170 your heart. 636 00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:22,710 Pascal is happier than she's ever been. 637 00:33:23,230 --> 00:33:26,570 Why would you want to fuck with that? Because I can see what's going to 638 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:27,569 and it's wrong. 639 00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:30,630 You're the expert, are you? Okay, well, don't believe me, but please just... Is 640 00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:33,050 this your way of making things right? Okay, Mum. 641 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:35,430 Fine. 642 00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:37,430 I know what you want, and here it is. 643 00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:40,990 I'm sorry. 644 00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:45,490 I'm so fucking sorry for what I've done. 645 00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:48,870 And you don't sound it. 646 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:52,310 If I hadn't caused all this shit, then none of this would have been happening. 647 00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:56,170 Things are fine. No, Mum, they're not. They are not fine. Even if you can't see 648 00:33:56,170 --> 00:33:57,970 it now, they're not. And Van is... What about Van? 649 00:34:02,870 --> 00:34:04,090 Just watch out for him, OK? 650 00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:06,990 OK? 651 00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:09,370 I've fucked up and I know it. 652 00:34:10,370 --> 00:34:14,389 Well, why don't you go and tell your father that? 653 00:34:14,690 --> 00:34:16,050 How is that going to help anything? 654 00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:18,489 That a... 655 00:34:21,130 --> 00:34:22,650 Is this what you've come to tell me? 656 00:34:25,989 --> 00:34:26,989 Yeah. 657 00:34:29,350 --> 00:34:30,510 See you, Mum. See you. 658 00:34:37,949 --> 00:34:39,250 Tough day for you guys, eh? 659 00:34:40,290 --> 00:34:44,050 Yeah, it's pretty ragged. Pretty tough, yeah. It's not easy being a tall guy. 660 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:45,550 It's hard. 661 00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:47,310 Discipline. 662 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:49,710 Yeah, so, uh... 663 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:52,750 You guys can't hack it? 664 00:34:54,030 --> 00:34:57,370 Fine. Yeah, for sure. I mean, I had a lot to think about. 665 00:34:57,590 --> 00:35:00,390 What, like too hard for your fellas to be tall guys? 666 00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:01,970 Yeah. Well, no, no. 667 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:03,828 It's more. 668 00:35:03,830 --> 00:35:07,190 You know, I knew I used to have this racist thing going on. 669 00:35:07,610 --> 00:35:12,790 You know, about chants and jabs and whories. But, you know, then I got to 670 00:35:12,790 --> 00:35:14,290 my brown brother here. You know? 671 00:35:14,850 --> 00:35:18,710 What I didn't realise until today was maybe I'd... 672 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,980 I have six tendencies. 673 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:24,100 Ogling over butts and bazookas. It's disrespectful to women. 674 00:35:24,780 --> 00:35:30,000 Even if their arses are really way hot and bananas, you know, they're pert and 675 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,280 firm. You know, just because they're eye candy doesn't mean you can lick them 676 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,300 all over with your vision. 677 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:37,780 Right. 678 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:43,020 Under your guidance, Van, you know, learning the tall guy code, I've been 679 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:44,020 awakened, dude. 680 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,760 But you wouldn't want to do without the gooch and eat a real shit day. Oh, well, 681 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,800 I mean, for sure. 682 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,860 I mean, he had an even bigger wake -up than me. 683 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,320 You did? Yeah, I mean, he thought he was qualified. 684 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,920 But now he sees how far you guys are prepared to go for perfection. 685 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,700 And I also learned that some prim babies can ride trikes. 686 00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:05,080 Yeah. Didn't know that. I mean, we can't wait to get back out there. 687 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,880 Hey, to our bosses. 688 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,380 The Vaninator and the Muntmeister. 689 00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:10,780 You guys rock. 690 00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:13,960 Okay. This survivor thing isn't working, man. I know, bro. 691 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,620 So what do we do? If they won't leave the island, they've got to be pushed. 692 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,310 Yeah? Yeah. 693 00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:20,710 All right. 694 00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:24,470 So, you guys aren't thinking about quitting? 695 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:28,130 Are you joking me? Man, we love tooling. I mean, we're in for the long haul. 696 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:31,290 Right, well, maybe you should stop making assumptions. 697 00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:32,749 About what, man? 698 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:35,090 Like that you're not already fired for a start. 699 00:36:35,450 --> 00:36:37,570 Oh, am I glad to hear that. 700 00:36:38,350 --> 00:36:39,350 Because that would suck. 701 00:36:40,130 --> 00:36:42,210 No, it means you are fired. 702 00:36:43,610 --> 00:36:45,330 What? You heard him. And me. 703 00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:49,220 You're fired, as of now, so it gives us shits back. 704 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:53,400 No, this can't be happening. It's happening. Take them off. Come on, take 705 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:58,620 off. But I totally don't get this, man. Can you tell me why? You should know 706 00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:01,060 why. But I don't. What are you asking him for? 707 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,620 Because you should be asking yourself. 708 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,880 Why did you fire them? 709 00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:10,140 But useless. 710 00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,220 Lazy. Stupid. 711 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,200 Uncooperative. Didn't get the code. 712 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:17,030 Whiny. Plus you do mean shit all the time. 713 00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:18,790 What? The telling shit. 714 00:37:19,010 --> 00:37:20,010 What shit? 715 00:37:20,170 --> 00:37:23,090 Our shit, mate. It's brother and sister shit. 716 00:37:23,310 --> 00:37:26,790 Yeah, well, for your information, I didn't actually tell. Oh, you didn't. 717 00:37:27,690 --> 00:37:29,370 You guys may as well have this now. 718 00:37:30,510 --> 00:37:31,269 What's this? 719 00:37:31,270 --> 00:37:32,270 It's your cut. 720 00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:33,850 Cut? Your share. 721 00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:37,070 It's the cream from Aaron and the Gooch's fees. 722 00:37:38,230 --> 00:37:39,230 What's this cream? 723 00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:40,910 You own this company, right? 724 00:37:41,290 --> 00:37:45,270 Yeah. Well, your company employs Aaron and the Gooch, so you guys get a cut of 725 00:37:45,270 --> 00:37:45,988 their fees. 726 00:37:45,990 --> 00:37:46,990 How does that work? 727 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:51,690 Because Aaron and the Gooch were paid less than you guys, but we still charge 728 00:37:51,690 --> 00:37:53,590 the normal tool guys rates for their work. 729 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:55,830 The difference is the cream. 730 00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:57,150 This? Yes. 731 00:37:57,230 --> 00:37:59,450 And you're giving it to us? Because you own the company. Why aren't you ripping 732 00:37:59,450 --> 00:38:00,129 us off? 733 00:38:00,130 --> 00:38:01,089 Okay, fine. 734 00:38:01,090 --> 00:38:05,150 I might be really mean and evil and horrible, but I'm also your manager, so 735 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:06,950 in my interest that all of us make money, okay? 736 00:38:07,270 --> 00:38:08,049 Shit, for real? 737 00:38:08,050 --> 00:38:10,190 Yes, for real. Okay, hold on. Let me get this straight. 738 00:38:12,710 --> 00:38:16,870 We could get really rich from other people doing all the work. That's right. 739 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:19,950 That was how it was meant to work, but sadly not anymore. 740 00:38:20,410 --> 00:38:21,510 Shit. Fuck. 741 00:38:23,490 --> 00:38:24,490 Thanks, Loretta. 742 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:31,950 Were you on the level? 743 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:35,170 Yeah. 744 00:38:36,030 --> 00:38:37,030 You didn't tell? 745 00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:38,770 No. 746 00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:40,410 Call me sentimental. 747 00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:02,450 There you go, Zari. 748 00:39:02,570 --> 00:39:04,010 Way to go, man. You guys rock. 749 00:39:04,330 --> 00:39:05,930 What? You did real well. 750 00:39:06,150 --> 00:39:07,150 No, we did crap. 751 00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:09,050 I mean, so crap you fired us. No. 752 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:13,890 No, no, no. We just, we pretend fired you. What? You survived. 753 00:39:14,690 --> 00:39:15,629 Survived what? 754 00:39:15,630 --> 00:39:16,630 The test. 755 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,050 What test? 756 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:21,870 The surviving test that all prospective tour guys have to go through. Is this 757 00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:22,870 like another code thing? 758 00:39:23,090 --> 00:39:24,490 No, no, no. It's like an initiation. 759 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:25,930 You know, like on Survivor. You've seen it? 760 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,750 Yeah. It's awesome. 761 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,360 The tribal council? 762 00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:34,160 That's it. All right. Good to know that you're staunch. It's like a staunchness 763 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,160 check. 764 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,800 Did we pass then? 765 00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:40,740 Did we pass? 766 00:39:44,060 --> 00:39:49,030 Well, shall we just say, put them on. Come on, dudes. 767 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,350 You are now officially tools. 768 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:52,569 What, are you for real? 769 00:39:52,570 --> 00:39:53,930 Yeah, bro, you're a tool. 770 00:39:54,210 --> 00:39:56,070 Oh, my God, I'm so fucking stoked. 771 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:59,730 Oh, back on the tool team, living the legend. Oh, Kevin, yeah. 772 00:40:00,730 --> 00:40:01,730 What's that in your pocket? 773 00:40:01,990 --> 00:40:04,370 Oh, it just gets like that when I'm elated. 774 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,810 Oh, man, I fucking love you guys, eh? 775 00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:09,850 Just grab us some more beers, man. 776 00:40:10,210 --> 00:40:11,810 Oh, yeah, sure. Go get the guys some beers, eh? 777 00:40:12,150 --> 00:40:13,150 Yeah, man. 778 00:40:13,570 --> 00:40:14,790 Back on the tool team. 779 00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:16,170 I am a tool. 780 00:40:22,029 --> 00:40:23,630 Well, that's weird, eh, man? 781 00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:27,190 I was sure the reader was trying to shaft us, bro. 782 00:40:27,890 --> 00:40:29,790 She's actually trying to make us rich? 783 00:40:30,810 --> 00:40:31,810 Freaky. 784 00:40:32,710 --> 00:40:34,290 Too freaky for words, man. 785 00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:37,530 It's the world we live in, man. 786 00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:42,850 It's the constant kaleidoscope of changing shapes, which are like... 787 00:40:45,330 --> 00:40:47,910 But getting rich off, uh... 788 00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:50,640 Other people's work. What's that called again? 789 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:54,660 Awesome. 790 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,340 Fucking April. 791 00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:06,460 Shit, we got it going, aren't we? 792 00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:07,740 Yeah, man. 793 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,880 Catching. 794 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:12,960 Catching, butter. 795 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,460 She is. She's sorry. 796 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,840 Maybe she is. 797 00:41:20,650 --> 00:41:21,650 Shit she's saying. 798 00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:23,790 You think she is crazy? 799 00:41:25,170 --> 00:41:26,590 I don't know. 800 00:41:29,610 --> 00:41:34,510 What about Van? Do you think he's alright? 801 00:41:34,830 --> 00:41:36,450 Yeah. Why wouldn't he be? 802 00:41:38,890 --> 00:41:39,890 Yeah. 803 00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:42,690 Yeah, he's alright. 804 00:41:43,070 --> 00:41:44,070 He's fine. 805 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:46,650 You miss her, right? 806 00:41:48,650 --> 00:41:49,670 Like a wart. 807 00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:54,780 Pain in the butt. 808 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,380 So much to miss her. 809 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,160 At the end of the runway, that's where they go. 810 00:44:01,710 --> 00:44:04,850 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air.